Ok, it boils down to this. Nice guys generally don't have killer looks, or aren't in killer shape because they can actually think about something besides improving their image. Pardon my langauge, but fuck finishing last! Isn't it enough that we think about more than two things, those things being ourselves, and wether we're going to "get any" tonight. Chivalry is a lost code, and those who adhere to it are being pushed aside for the "black knights". WTF happened to the knight in shining armor? I'll tell you what happened, he has been pushed aside by jerks and jocks and those women who choose them.
So why has the knight met his end? Well it's hard to find a guy who will put up with the torment he receives for being polite, honest and considerate. It's considered unmanly to be romantic, to show respect for women, and it's time that the knights in exile, put their collective foot down. We are the true men, honorable, even though it is old fashioned. The "manly" men of today are simple cretins who just happen to be good looking or athletic. Moral fiber seems to be in short supply, well to hell with it.
It's not the knights in exile who get the girl, but yet it is the knights who make them feel special. Who open doors, who think about what is best, not for them but other people. It is the knights who defend the honor of those who cannot defend their own. In my oppinion, the true measure of a man may be found in the way he treats those he loves and even those he does not, not in his looks or his athletic ability.
Even if I finish last as a knight in exile, even if there is no hope for me or those left who are like me, I will keep my honor. To the dwindling knights, and to the lost honor of chivalry!