A random conglomeration of thoughts by yours truly.
Why mess up a good thing
Published on September 29, 2005 By ISOL In Life Journals
Ever just watch guys and their dogs play. I don't mean like a guy walking his dog down the street, I mean the pair that you just know are perfect friends. They rough house, and you just see that they are inseperable. They're both happy, and there is no reason to seperate them. The saddest thing of all, is when most girls see them they think, "Wow, if they're this devoted to a dog, just think how devoted to me they'll be!'
Ladies, I have some sad news for you. If a guy is truly devoted to his dog, you take second place. If you replace his dog, then he doesn't have his priorities in the right place and most likely you'll be replaced too. I see this as a loose-loose situation for any girl. My question is why break up a good thing. If you start chasing the guy who already is happy with his buddy, you have it coming to you. Ladies, it's true what they say, and unfortunately, you'll never be man's best friend. Dogs have that area covered."

Comments
on Sep 30, 2005
Well the thing is guys don't have sex with their dogs (at least not any sane ones) . Seriously, though, a guy can balance a girl and dog....personally, no matter how much I may love an animal, I doubt I will rank it higher than my girlfriend.

~Zoo
on Sep 30, 2005
lol this article was funny

If a guy values his dog over human realationships than he definitely should stick with the puppy! As zoologist said, guys don't have sex with their dogs. And that peanut butter thing with the dog is supposedly an urban myth.

Dogs and guys are great. I love to see a happy dog with a happy owner.
on Sep 30, 2005
and blows him on a regular basis


lol it happens on irregular basis?

that peanut butter thing again... it pops up everywhere!
on Oct 31, 2005
personally, no matter how much I may love an animal, I doubt I will rank it higher than my girlfriend.


And yeah, unless that man's dog cooks, cleans, shops, and blows him on a regular basis, I think he'd like to have both.


I think that pretty much says it all. I cracked up after reading those.

Dan
on Nov 28, 2005
And yeah, unless that man's dog cooks, cleans, shops, and blows him on a regular basis, I think he'd like to have both.

See in the house I come from, the women doesn't cook, clean, shop, and I guess blow the man at all. In fact all the relationships I have seen may have started out that way but in the end, the man becomes the dog, not the other way around. I prefer relationships that start one way, and end the same way. Why after all would you enter the relationship if you wanted it to change, that's not practical.