My friend (you may know him, Dan Kaschel) and I were walking out of a book store late Monday night when a car full of college age students drove up and stopped to ask for directions. The thing that amazed me is how many guys fit into such a small car! Anywho, they asked my friend where the dock was, he glanced increduously at me (since the dock was clearly marked to blocks back) at starts the task of trying to get these guys to realize they missed it two blocks ago. The entire time the driver is shouting, "Hurry up b****!" Dan doesn't usually put up with that sort of stuff but he simply ignored it. When it finally got through all the passengers started laughing and cussing at the driver, he just swore loudly and turned the car around in the street and headed back the way they came. The funny thing about it was that the street we were on was a one way street, but I don't think it mattered much to those guys, even if it had been a two way street, they were driving on the wrong side of the road. When Dan hopped into my pickup he snickered slightly and said, "Can you say drunk off your butt?"


In hopes that one way streets will always go your direction
Sincerely yours, Tim Lyons